A perfect lie Reloaded

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Extra:

New Coca-Cola tin can reads:

"No opinar es pensar diferente"
Toma el lado bueno de la vida toma Coca-Cola

I mean what the F#$%!!!!
Opinion is what make us be different, not the other way around.
Have I been sleeping and something changed???
Have I sleep at all???

So now you Know, Opinion sucks, nevertheless MY OPINION about this is:

Never believe anything that is printed in a Coca-Cola can. Even when sounds as convincing as the above.

They are trying to dominate the world (you know), they are watching us: every time we breath, in our dreams, in the street everywhere you look aroun there is it, Coca-cola, Coca- Cola, for god's sake, even Santa works for them.
Yeah, Santa, the HO Ho Ho man: white beard, fatty guy, paedophilic smiling fella (or do you really think he doesn't love children seatting in his lap). What other company can afford to have in its payroll a guy that only works once a year (photo shoot sessions doesn't count), and lets be honest, Santa doesn't look healthy at all. I can't imagine this labster-men running at Sport City.

So the other question in my mind is: how many Santas are out there??? Is that Coca-Cola own a cloning laboratory somewhere in the middle of the North Pole?? Is Santa a person whitout opinion and that is why he can be what it is, a overweighted, hairy, old, anachronic version of Paris Hilton (I mean, there MUST be a Santa's porn movie somewhere in the internet, I don't know if Mrs. Santa or the elves or Rudolph blow, fuck, whip, tie or whatever Santa but, what is the point of my OPINION) because she is as famous and lazy as Santa, but again that is just my opinion.

Give your opinion about everything: politics, people, tv shows, people, bloggs, people, economics, people, books, people, movies, did I already mention people?

P.d. I expect your opinion, commentaries, recomendations or anything (except spam, and mentadas de madre) at: comments or at mikel_sca@hotmail.com

p.D. 2 Tlax is right Joe Gargery Rules!!!!

1 Comments:

  • This post is great. I also hate these mkt campaigns that appeal to the losers. I'm I loser but I don't believe in Santa.

    By Blogger Diana, At 5:40 PM  

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